And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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