Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We don't watch enough power rangers
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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