I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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