Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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