just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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