So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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