Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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