i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Randomize
