I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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