yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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