There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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