You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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