woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How's work?
Spinning.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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