i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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