Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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