Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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