oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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