i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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