she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
