Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
