I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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