im drinking this country out of the recession.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
whose parrot is this?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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