i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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