He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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