if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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