Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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