Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize