Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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