you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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