he puts the penis in happiness.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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