So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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