Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Terrible idea I love it
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