My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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