STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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