The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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