I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
