How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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