"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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