Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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