party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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