i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize