Are we in a gay sports bar?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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