i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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