I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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