Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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