Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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