so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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