I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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