I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
