This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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