Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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