Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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